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XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.
I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.
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"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
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A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
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A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!
I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!
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A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
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Because she has a patch of pure white fur on her chest, Snowflake is one of the nicknames I call my little sweetheart girl Deja Vu, a lab/pitt-bull mix who went to heaven 25 Nov 2020.
I've been desolated the last few days because my little girl, Deja , who I call Snowflake went to heaven!
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A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
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