Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
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A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
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A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
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hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.
When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!
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beat around the bush means to jack off.
When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!
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chow down at the Y means to eat dick.
A lot of us cadets like to chow down at the Y!
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A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!
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