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A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
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pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
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A knob-gobbler is a cocksucker.
A lot of us cadets are knob-gobblers!
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hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
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A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
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fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!
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A key & keyhole are a guy with a big dick and his best friend's butt-hole.
My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!
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