jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

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Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

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Marine Corps Salute

The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!

Every time I walk into a Camp Pendelton latrine, some dude gives me the Marine Corps Salute!

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cum-bubble

A cum-bubble is a cum-covered sphere of anal gas and smells like cumgasm that pops out of my butt-hole after my cadet roomie fucks my boy-hole.

A cum-bubble slipped out of my ass after Matt fucked me!

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bubble-bath cumgasm

A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.

I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!

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mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

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cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

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