snow

snow is cumcaine

We all jacked off and snorted snow!

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horta

A horta is a big, fat dick with a small head.

I sucked a guy off in the cadet showers this morning -- he a had a mouth-filling horta!

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pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

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cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.

I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!

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male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.

When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.

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spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.

My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!

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high & tight

high & tight is a circumscision method that surgeons use when they cut off completely the entire foreskin and frenulum of a guy's dick, and the circumcision scar is about 1/4 to 1/2 of the way down the shaft of the little dude's dick, leaving the guy's dick skin tight.

My roomie , Matt, is cut high & tight, as am I!

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