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The most ignorant state in the entire country...full of hard-headed fucktards who think their pathetic state is the best thing since sliced bread...Yeah, no one gives a shit that you all were once your own republic (your state sucked back then too)...so please, by all means, if you all think you can do better alone, then do us all a favor and secede to become your own country again and see how long you all last you dumbasses...
Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book...
Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness.
Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there...
So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay...
An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.
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