bedcrack

The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.

“I just lost an AirPod to my bedcrack.”

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Sneaker Head

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers

Ima sneaker head

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Sigogglin

si-gogglin Adj.

Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.

This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.

See also cattywompus

"That road up yonder is all sigogglin."

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chemosabe

A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.

Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".

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kakistocracy

"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.

lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.

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Depresso Espresso

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

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tastemaker

N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.

Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?

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