eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

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penis

It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.

Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler

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Scape666

OH NOS!!!1! HES ALMOS A BIG A QUER AS MEE!1! --Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot

Scape66 really liked to take it up the ass.

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grits

The technical term used for the fecal matter left on your chest when a fat chick takes a dump on you.

Damn, yo! I gotta take a showah and get these grits of my chest.

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