Kerry

a graceful, perfect girl in every possible way. Goddess of the universe and most likely is that girl in your "awkward" thoughts. Perfect bodied and almost always turns out to be an amazing director! Usually, guys try to sneak into her apartments at night, but sadly, the cops catch them halfway there, but the next day they are out of jail so it's all good.

Dave: "Wow that girl is such a Kerry."

Varick: "Why? Is she in your 'awkward' thoughts?"

Dave: "Don't Judge..." :^(

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Varick

Varicks are many things:

1. An anorexic freak who you find interest counting his ribs.

2. Desperate young man

3. Newb who makes crappy videos for youtube

4. White Steve Erkul

5. That dude that doesn't hang out with guys. (EVER)

6. Chief who defends honorably

Did you see those Varick videos!? He keeps talking about Kerry and he never stops counting his ribs!!

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