poopycooch

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

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barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

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infopoop

Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.

I went to Infopoop.com to get the latest infopoop on global warming.

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fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

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Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

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btf

a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus

Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.

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wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

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