Eden

A rude girl, She never wants to share with her friends and she likes hogging all the shit she can get to. She always breaks every electronic device she gets because she is clumsy and she gets hurt very easily. She cries over stupid things and cries every second of the day. She says she has a “boyfriend” but she doesn’t because no one wants to date her because she’s too rude and selfish. She likes to take people into the bathroom with her so they can smell her shit and watch her piss. She is scared of the dark and “clowns”. She gets scared very easily and is like a cat and a pickle. She is emotionally and mentally unstable.

Joey: Hey, Landon, I think Eden is so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Landon: Okay whatever you say bro. You guys are too young to date.
Joey: I’m gonna have sex with her and make up weird poses on the tire swing!
Landon: Uhh. Okay bro. Gotta go sorry!

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