bro and tell

When a bro gets out of the water and starts bragging about the tube he just got.

Example: “Dude, I got some bro and tell for you! I took like a full-on late drop, so I just did this radical bottom turn, set my inside rail, and got spit out of this gnarly barrel in front of this other surfer dude.”

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surf shop

Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.

(see): Brave New World

Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!

My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!

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brahphet

(noun.) The guy who thinks he knows everything.
Related: Bro

Example: “Jimmy was over last night telling everyone the Padres are going to win the World Series this year. He’s such a brahphet.”

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Brave New World

(noun.) Brave New World – One of the first New Jersey surf shop(s) established in 1976 by pioneer East Coast Surfer Bill Lammers. Located in Point Pleasant Beach NJ. “Brave New World Surf and Ski” has been the leading retailer of surfboards, snowboards, skateboards and related fashions eventually expanding to three locations with additional locations in Toms River & Little Silver NJ.

Synonyms: Brave, BNW, Brave New Macys,

(fact. 1) The Point Pleasant location is one of the largest surf shops in the USA with over 16000sqft of retail floor space and BNW is the largest single purchaser of surfboards in the USA buying more than 1000 surfboards a year for resale in their stores!

(fact. 2) Brave New World was one of the first retailer sellers on snowboards offering them for sale along side ski equipment in the 1980’s

(fact. 3) Brave New World offers a free surf webcam on their website www.bravesurf.com

Lets stop at Brave on the way to the beach to buy some surf wax!

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Bilbro Baggins

(noun.) Your {bro who’s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings

Example: “Jake’s seen The Twin Towers eight times...He’s such a Bilbro Baggins.”

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Fredgazim

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after Fred Riehl the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

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Fredgazim

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

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