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when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.
when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact
No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened