Jennifer is a big whore who doesnât have any permissions on her computer and needs hearing aids
Person 1: âYouâre such a Jenniferâ
Person 2: âDude no Iâm not I have permissions on my computerâ
Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5â11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: thatâs Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, itâs January first. Heâs a virgin.