breaking dawn

What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.

Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.

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