Slavaboo

Slavaboos are usually people from Western Europe or USA that dress and try to be "slavs" but in reality they just make themselves look like debils. For them to be a slav is just drink vodka and squat and wear Adidas.

How to detect one slavaboo in the public? Well it's easy first they wear Adidas clothes like tracksuits and shoes they will be noisy or just will be cussing in very bad russian and try to squat. And there is also a chance to find them in an airsoft field. Just look for people who are in russian military uniforms and armed with kalashinkovs.

Slavaboo friend: Hey Ivan let's go squat and drink some vodka
Actual slavic friend: Dude you will get wasted in no time also you are dumb as hell

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