gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

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What's Really Good?

A phrase that can mean, "What's up?", "Where is the fun?", or "Ships!". This is usually accompanied by the "Shipley Maneuver", a gesture one makes by pointing both thumbs inwards and waggling them lazily.

"Sup nikka!"

"What's really good?" Ships.

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Tiel

Composed of at least five jubs. The highest level of the UMBC Jib hierarchy. Very rarely mobilized, and often with disastrous results.

"My legs and left arm were all stolen by the same tiel back in 'nam."

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Jub

A group of up to five jibs. An individual jub will usually embark together on crazy schemes to steal pie.

"There are two jubs over there having a gang war."

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Blind Dub Zero

This is a legal move in Oxon Hill Spades where you can not only play a hand blind for zero books, but you can also double it.

"Don't give me that look, cock-gobbler. I said I want to go blind dub zero and you're gonna write that shit down right now before I stomp you out, steal your slurpee and throw you in the road for three different cars to run over."

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cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

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scrat

Enormous black squirrel-like creatures, without the fluffy tails characteristic of squirrels. Probably the unholy spawn of a squirrel-rat union. One is known to live near the Administration Building on UMBC campus.

Watch that scrat. He's been giving those three squirrels over there orders or something. It looks like they're building a pile of sticks, or maybe a catapult.

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