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Patrotic

The incorrect spelling of patriotic by someone who never lets ignorance get in the way of a strong opinion.

More than likely from 'Merica.

This is the home of a patrotic Chri$tian family!

by Ultra Vires October 28, 2021


Sunlit Uplands

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022


Trussterfuck

A more specific version of a clusterfuck.

When you have only been prime minster of a country for 3 weeks and manager to trash the economy - it's a Trussterfuck.

When you have several car-crash radio interviews trying to defend that trashing of the economy - but make things worse, that's a Trussterfuck.

When you can't even ring a freaking bell properly - yep, that's also Trussterfuck.
Conceived from a prime minister of the Untied Kingdom in 2022 who history books will have very little to go on other than her series of Trussterfucks.

Did you see what happened to economy when Liz Truss announced her governments economy policies - what a Trussterfuck!

Did you hear Liz Truss on the local radio stations trying to defend her economy policies - what an absolute Trussterfuck!

She seems like the sort of person the term Trussterfuck was conceived for.

Have you every heard of Liz Truss?
No, who the fuck is she?
Seriously, what a Trussterfuck! She was PM of the UK in 2022.
Nope, I've got nothing.
Trust me, a complete Trussterfuck.

by Ultra Vires September 30, 2022


Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022