wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

Beeper Bottom

A fart or someone who’s farts are extremely high pitched.

Mark: “Come on dude, did you just fart?”
Carl: “Maybe…”
Mark: “Oh my God, you’re such a beeper bottom.”

Gringle

Someone who loves Christmas, but isn’t in the Christmas spirit.

Mark: “Man, I love Christmas, but I’m just not in the mood for it.”
Carl: “Dude, stop being a Gringle! Drink some spiked- I mean completely normal eggnog.”

Jank

Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.

“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”

Jimmy Jams

1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.

Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”