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A pilot's worst nightmare. Given by the aircraft's TAWS (Terrain Avoidance Warning Syndrome), hearing this means the plane is about to crash into the ground if a decision isn't made.
TAWS: Whoop whoop pull up!
(Ground becomes visible, cue panic in the cockpit)
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To construct or repair an object using a number of dubious methods. In the case of a computer, this usually involves concocting a machine made out of parts from a massive number of different manufacturers, ultimately creating a nightmarish amalgamation of electronic parts. The name comes from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, and the titular monster of said book.
Dude, you totally frankensteined that old PC!
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The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
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An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.
Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".
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That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.
After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.