A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. Heâs a single mother whoâs a male with no kids. Heâs constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: Iâm on my period tho.
Suede:Wernât you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
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