String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

Staughty

Anna got in trouble for telling her Mom she was stupid or naughty, so she called her Mom staughty.

Mom: you have to go to bed now, Anna. Anna: You're staughty!

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