Paper Towel Destroyer

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.

Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?

Victor: Guess.

Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.

Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.

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