99

Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."

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pull

Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

"With the help of my lucky Y-fronts I should pull tonight."

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Rag Week

Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').

During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.

A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).

"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.

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dong

Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).

Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.

Sisquo - "Let me see that dong-da-dong-da-dong"

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