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A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.
Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!
Australian slang; like a wristy, but using chicken meat instead of someone else's hand. There are many variations on the spelling, including parmy, parmie, pahmie, pahmy. They are all pronounced the same in the Australian accent.
"Got myself a great palmy at the pub the other night!"
"Mate, my missus gave me the best palmy ever last weekend!"
Adjective. To sexually penetrate the anus by mistake, or to pretend that this is what occurred when it was, in fact, absolutely deliberate.
That bastard tried to claim it was unintentianal but he's been pestering me about it for weeks!
A period during which there are no impending calls upon your time and an ample supply of spirits.
I couldn't work during the Covid-19 lockdown but I had a cupboard full of booze, so it was just one long ginterlude for me.
Nobel Savage Fallacy (not to be confused with the Noble Savage Myth) is an error in reasoning by which incidental commonalities between modern scientific theory/technology and ancient cultural expressions are claimed to support a conclusion that the ancients must have had access to modern knowledge.
The fallacy is usually committed by those with an at best shallow understanding of either modern science, ancient cultures, or - frequently - both.
It is commonly committed by those seeking to bolster the foundations of their modern cultural hegemony by arguing that the purported central tenets of its ancient precursors were rationally developed, and any deviations from those traditional norms are movement away from the ostensibly scientific ideal.
It is also frequently deployed by charlatans attempting to sell products or services derived from ancient techniques, who wish to gain a veneer of scientific plausibility for their offerings - that they in no way deserve.
"No, dude, those symbols do not mean they had spaceships, even if they look a little bit like that rocket Bezos made - mistaking what is obviously a poorly-drawn penis for a spacecraft is just the Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
"Babe, Gwenyth can say whatever she likes - but stuffing that crystal up your coochie is not gonna cure anything, even if the Biddelonians have been doing it for centuries... yes, I've heard of phototherapy, but that crystal isn't gonna refract any light up there, it's just another Nobel Savage Fallacy!"
Self-denouncing idiocy, as in posting the comment '1st' more than once on an internet forum. Named after the first noted exponent Irfan Khan for his profoundly idiotic (mis)use of the commenting facility on Facebook on 8th March 2011.
Calling yourself an idiot is explicit irfantism, making it obvious by your actions is implicit irfantism.
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A person who imagines that their rejection of scientific theories supported by overwhelming amounts of evidence makes them a maverick genius, instead of the ignorant, irrational and incorrigible fool they really are.
"Wow, that Lord Monckton is a real Skepdick!"
"Creations scientists are a bunch of Skepdicks!"
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