gak

1) A popular Ardamian word describing certain gooey substances such as slime or bodily fluids except urine and blood.

2) Breathable ~. An Ardamian reference to the chemical Perflubron, prior to the knowledge of its proper name. Also "The Gak".

1) Disgusting, this text book has gak all over it!

2) We can use the Gak to prevent our astronauts from getting crushed by g-forces in acceleration.

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ardam

1) 1994-2003 "Adam Rowland and DAn Mohammed" - initially "ARDAM Tech" - a tech club founded at Bayside Secondary School and which became an international Mars colonization society (later known as "The Ardamian Empire")following its arrival on the world-wide web in 1995.

2) 2004-present. "Aerospace Research, Development And Marketing" - The First ARDAM disbanded in 1999 - but ARDAM was re-opened in 2004. Shortly afterwards, the Ardamians elected to change the definition of "ARDAM".

ARDAM will one day be the most powerful economic force on the planet.

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comterpu

A phucked up wae to say "computer". Used heavily in Ardamian circles. also "pu", "terpu" and "ter".

I need to fix my comterpu.

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Trivates

1) A boy's proper name.
2) Latin: "Three Prophets".

My name is a sequence of three different ancient phophets' names. I therefore call myself "Trivates".

pfunky

Not quite Punkish and not quite Funky.

That guy's outfit is pfunky.

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Klei

The language and writing system created to guard Ardamian secrets.

The infiltrators could not read the document, for it was written in Klei.

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perfect urban toy

A paper device, which, when thrown from a tall apartment building, can catch an updraft and begin to oscillate as it "falls", theoretically, it could fly for hours, especially in areas such as Chicago where heavy winds can produce city-wide updrafts.

When I moved to Toronto, I flew a Perfect Urban Toy from my new apartment to the Humber River.

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