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Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.
Love when women wear those Garfields
noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.
The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.
when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment
a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.
You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!
My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.
a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in
The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.
a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.
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