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A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.
verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.
We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.
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The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.
Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.