Fart frosting

Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.

Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”

Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”

Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”

Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”

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