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When in a game, normally multi-player FPS, you shoot at someone but, because of the lag between you and the server, the enemy doesn't take any damage, resulting in a rage quit.
1)Yo, I think this dude shot a Ghost Bullet because he's blaming at me of using cheats.
2)What a loser. Imagine raging because your internet is bad and you still play multi-player
They lied, when i opened the pack, it wasn't burning and it was cold :(
These flamin hot cheetos are a lie
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When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style
Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.
The sock you always use to clean after masturbation
Sigh, hope my parents don't see my soccum in here
The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
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(example is from the game Warframe)
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