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When you are working on overtime and not straight time.
Employee #1 : Man, I can't believe I got to work eight hours today.
Employee #2 : It don't bother me cause I'm on the big clock.
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When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.
There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.
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Getting something free of charge. Police lingo for free.
Dunkin Donuts girl: That will be $1.56 for that coffee officer.
Police Officer: You must be new here. This ones on the arm.
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Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".
Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.
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When a guy is fooling around with a chick and his unit is rock hard and leaks a little seman out.
I was making out with this hot chick last night and I was hard as a rock. It was awesome but I ended up with a little pre-spoo in my boxer shorts.
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An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
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Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
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