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The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
The female "gunk" that leaks out of the vagina when 2 women with pubes scissor. The vagina lips act as the pasta outlay, the pubes resemble the meat, and the gloopy mess would be the cheese. Vegetarian lezagna occurs when the 2 women are clean shaven (no meat).
Dyke: Its dinner time babe. You ready for some veggie lezagna?
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
This is a term used to describe the editors of urban dictionary for passing such boring and unfunny terms such as manonmansplaining and corn Cock but denying lengendary terms such as the Colorado cliffhanger and the Scandinavian hat trick.
Those blatant homosexuals denied my word again!
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Referring to the dare devil "Evil Kinevel" that would jump 87 school buses, fall, break 212 bones, recover, then add another bus to clear, this is a term that refers to a cuneiving slut that bangs as many guys as she can and purposely breaks their dicks during the process.
Big Easy: Sup Gaber tooth tiger, the fuck you walking like you took 16 dicks in the shitter?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: Weâve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.