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Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.
Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.
Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!
Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.
Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
When a female, usually a filthy whore, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. The female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (cum) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.
Slut: Hello, I need my carpets cleaned. The stains are massive and in 2 spots.
Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?
Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.
Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.
Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.
Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)
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The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
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This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.