load and fire

At the height of sexual excitement, the man will insert both testicles in the woman's vagina and ejaculate on her breasts and stomach.

I said it once and I'll say it again bitch! Open up your love 'cause I gotta load and fire. My beer is getting warm.

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nag-proof

A preventitive measure to rectify organization issues around the household that can or will cause nagging by a spouse or partner. This involves general cleaning but more often involves trivial tasks and the way said tasks are completed. A house can never be completely nag-proofed. One should focus their efforts on excellence rather than perfection.

"I'll be leaving soon Chet. I just need to nag-proof our house before my wife gets home."

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