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Lina

Lina is the hottest man at stem middle school. She’s got about a gazillion wifees, which she always smoochin. Side chicks are about a dime a dozen, but she only got 20 real wifees, so they reign supreme. zak I told you a million times stop flirting with my mans, Lina

Ah man, Lina, you stole my mans again!

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 2, 2019

1👍 7👎


Lucas Smith

Umumum... a Lucas Smith is an emo and dark kid with long hair, who likes making oragami when he should be taking notes. LUCAS YOU DUMBASS YOU NEVER HELP OUT OUR GROUP

Are you summoning a demon? Don’t be such a Lucas smith!

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 2, 2019

5👍 3👎


Hadia chami

Hadia chami is the heart throb of Dearborn. She is so pretty and perfect everyone who takes a glance falls in love instantly. She is best friends with zahraa zreik, who calls her beau, even though they have no idea what it means. Hadia is great at stealing your mans, so beware, and hide your children.

Hadia chami, heartthrob of Dearborn,why did you steal my man, Abbas.

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 3, 2019

13👍 2👎


Jack miller

Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.

Mmk thanks for the 2/4 jack miller

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 2, 2019

7👍 1👎


Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute

Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 2, 2019


Zahraa Zreik

Zahraa Zreik is an extremely short kid that doesn’t know how to grow. She is the second biggest heart throb, first biggest is hadia chami, who coincidentally, is her best friend, or as they say beaus.

Zahraa Zreik, stop being 1’3 feet.

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 3, 2019

4👍 1👎