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broke-ass mobster donald j trump
Don Poorleone was trending on Twitter because Casino Mobster is getting sued to oblivion and can't even rub two nickles together
Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
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Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"
Fossil fuel Petroligarchs hellbent on wrecking the planet
In a recent well-heeled klan rally at MobALago, donny trump asked fossil-fuel executives for campaign cash, and the Polluticrats were poised and ready to deliver the cash... probably in plastic bags to a mob fixer.
horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off
Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
Trump bowel movement during Coronavirus pandemic
Donald filled his "administration" with science-denying fuckfaces and is so stupid generally he can't fathom Coronavirus spiraling out of control is his own fault. To cope with bad news Don retreated to his crapper where, while tweeting angrily at Obama, he blew out the toilet with explosive Coronarrhea
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Cletus the HysteriCon heard about a baker being forced to make a cake for a gay wedding and was so enraged that he camped outside the bakery with a gun; wrote a letter to the editor; and upvoted some nazi posts on Reddit.
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