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Charlie Crist meme-shade
"DeSanTAX is the price Floridians pay for Ronald Dion DerpSantis' retaliation against Florida businesses that don't follow his petulant man-child demands"—embellished meme produced by Crist campaign
Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
when Jen Psaki drags Casino Mobster from the podium
after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
when Orangina Thinskin aka donald trump plays air accordion outside the courthouse
appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.
corrupt, right-wing operatives who keep fucking shit up over and over
Chief Justice John Roberts is a poster child for Upcycled Nutbags. he worked for Dubya in Bush v. Gore and, after Junior stole the presidency in 2000, he was upcycled to Chief Justice of the Supreme Court—and continues his work for right-wing assholes to present day.