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nickname for MAGA bomber's white van in florida
Cletus adorned his white rape getaway van with so many CNN sucks, Hillary 4 Prison & MAGA stickers the vehicle looked like breitbart on wheels
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Culture Club song remake that plays every time test-denying Republicans catch Coronavirus
after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.
when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
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agreeing in drag
Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetraâs dress with Lux Noir London and said âthat custom dress with crystals was fierce.â Lux replied âBoots!â
Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
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frothy excitement from fake conservatives when nutbags get nominated to SCOTUS
Carla was watching CNN and saw Orange Twitler Donald Trump nominate Amy Coney Barrett to SCOTUS. "Fuck all this shit with Amy Foamy Barrett. George Carlin was right about pro-lifers being fake as fuck and all they want is to get excited that their Jesus is gonna come back to life"
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Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.