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Sociological study of talentless daughters who earn nothing and claim credit for everything
Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"
Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.
During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoliâs; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.
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"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.
dogs rubbing themselves on a fertilized lawn
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
when Google censors "cunt" in speak-to-text
Harold asked Google to send a text to Jerome "don't be a cunt, man!"; in its translation Google censored the C word as "C***". "I will not be cunt-silenced!" Harold screamed at his phone