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when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.
I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.
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when a Twitter dolt gets ratioed by a factor of 10 or more
Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments
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useless, illicit-emerald miner (who inherited everything and has no talent aside from rage-tweeting) created a Nazi Tank aka The Deplorean that cannot withstand fingerprints, loud noises and potholes. the entire fleet of Space Karen's Deploreans were recently recalled due to a dangerous flaw in accelerator designâbecause Elmo is a doltish fraud.
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swiping right on Tinder because he'd make a great contestant on Ru Paul's Drag Race
Paul was swiping through Tinder late at night found Bruce, who had tweezed eyebrows and a slim build. when he dropped down to Bruce's Instagram feed he discovered a deeper drag personae and he was forced to swipe right
when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself
Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was âWhorepocrisy.â
like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole
in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.
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