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Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.
Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."
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Noun
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
"Did you see how badly Andy was treating his cousin last night in front of all the kid's friends? What a glitterclitted twinkletwat!"
(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
Noun,
In the BDSM world, Ronin refers to a subordinate who is without a Dominant but still considers themselves as living the lifestyle.
More often than not they are usually just looking for a good fit for their D/s preferences and not willing to settle
"Yo, Jenny's a sub and single right? She's still hitting up Munches and events. She's definitely a Ronin, bro."
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The bulge that results when a man dressing in Drags tucks his package too far back and it pops out from behind whenever he bends over
"Yo, check out the Trailer Hitch on that Britany...homie could tow my snowmobile!"
Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.
"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."