Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

SOS

SOS n. Shit on a Shingle.

In the military this refers to creamed chipped beef on toast.

In the Southern US, a similar dish is made consisting of chunks of fried ground beef in a thin cream gravy, served over toast. It is associated with poverty, because it is cheap, packed with calories, and filling.

"Hey mama, is that SOS ready yet?"

"Naw, we're out of PET milk, somebody's gonna hafta go ta the store."

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