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A margarita in a pint glass. Traditionally drunk three times in quick succession. Can be taken light on the rocks, but can be deadly if frozen. It has to be good quality tequila otherwise you might also not survive the experience. Can be enjoyed with a good movie and some salty snacks.
Dave didn't get back up after drinking his last mangarita, but he still seems to be enjoying the movie.
A mother's liquid dinner made up primarily of gin with dashes of tonic.
Mummy is just having ginner tonight so we have to to get KFC again, and perhaps she will cook tomorrow if she isn't to hung over.
When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.