Lag

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.

"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!