Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

Go Fish

A game played between two individuals where one hides a Swedish fish in their mouth, and the other has to retrieve the fish with their tongue. A variation includes having the "hider" guard the fish with their tongue by attempting to block the seeker.

Dan: Hey, let's play some Go fish tonight
Jill: Yeah, closest thing you'll ever get to exercise, but I'll take it.

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