The Lumberjack

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.

Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.

2👍 2👎

Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure

That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.

Brack Boy

One who has ridden and/or spent enough time in brackish water to appear darker in skin color. (May have a displeasing appearance and unmannered behavior)

Oh my goodness, why are they seating those Brack Boys here at Cracker Barrel?? They must have been riding dirt bikes in coal country.

Bee boy

Friend of the group who was raised with two mothers and no father.

Why is your friend acting so weird? He is a Bee Boy and doesn’t have a fatherly figure.

1👍 3👎