Misti

Misti is the name given to 32.8% of the white trash/trailer park girls born between 1979 and 1989 in the American midwest. There are actually more girls named Misti than the proper spelling, Misty during this time because it also happens to coincide with the lowest levels of adult literacy in American midwest history. Most "Mistis" live a life of relative comfort because they don't mind the squalor that accompanies abstract poverty and there's always a new suitor waiting in the wings to make sure she never has to provide anything for herself or her many many children. Loyal to no one, Mistis aren't usually married and they've been known to talk for days on end about how pretty they are.

Did you here Donna cheated on Mike with a drifter and now they're living with his mother? She turned into a real Misti.

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