Lavare

The most shitbag human being to ever walk the face of Gods green earth. He is mostly known for his master thievery. He steals anything he can get his hands on. He once stole strawberries from a homeless shelter and claimed that they were delicious and felt no remorse for the people who needed it most.

Random dude: “Bro somebody took my AirPods”

Other guy: “I bet it was Lavare, that sneaky bastard steals everything.”