Canada's History

A bizarre sexual act involving three midgets, some syrup, toenail clippings and earwax. The three midgets gather in a circle, cover themselves with syrup, sprinkle toenail clippings on themselves, then lick earwax out of each other's ears while the spectator masturbates

Shortly sure can do Canada's History

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Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!