Through the sphincter past the guts lies our individual cloud drive that makes us unique versions of a human⦠our souls. The quickest and most pleasurable way to download life experiences to it use to be with soul food but itâs 2022⦠we are all freaky bitches and new explorers found it more efficient to use the gape gate.
âThe soulhole is the quickest path to someoneâs soulâ
A soulcubus is a person who searches for souls instead of treasures and absorb them like highlander. An OG Soulcubus would use soul food to entice the soul to dance out of someoneâs body. But a modern Soulcubus uses the gape gate or soulhole to reach the soul with pleasure and ease
I just made an appointment with my Soulcubus in hopes they can rearrange my soul and defrag the broken files that make me act like a thirsty troll
When someone is so thirsty (horny) but also mindful of staying hydrated from losing bodily fluids they over hydrate and the thirst blows up into verbal diarrhea about big booty hoes
Did you see so and so thirst burst in group chat earlier?
Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.
âHand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soulâ said every mortician